Honey, I love you, but this is out of control!
With some difficulty,
I scooped semi-crystallized honey
with a knife
out of the jar
and onto my yogurt.
A large glop fell to the floor
as I reached for a spoon
to scrape off the knife.
that swiped at the blob
that clung to my elbow
and stuck to the table
as I started to eat.
A newspaper clung
to the drips on my sleeve,
and stuck to the table
as I started to eat.
A newspaper clung
to the drips on my sleeve,
soft sucking noises
arose from my shoes
as I walked to the sink
'cross honey-streaked floor.
as I walked to the sink
'cross honey-streaked floor.
My partner pointed out
with non-sticky finger
a huge dollop on counter
not even in range
of the gooey affair.
a huge dollop on counter
not even in range
of the gooey affair.
1 comment:
Made me laugh! Sticky honey all over the kitchen - hope your window wasn't open or you'd probably have bees flying in to lick it all up. LOL!
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